The titans of sporks
Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas…you get the idea. It’s time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you wield your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger.
So they say. Why would I want a spork? Because it’s like a fork AND a spoon, it cannot get any better than that. Oh wait, it can, it’s made out of titanium so it’s light weight and hardy. No more bending cutleries from tough meat, my friend. Only Titanium Sporks win this time!
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