You should try a chicken-fried hamburger.

A hamburger patty is dredged in flour, then in an egg wash and then finally in coarse ground flour and then put into a deep fryer. After a few minutes the hamburger is done and then it’s put onto a bun with lettuce, tomato, sharp onion with fresh mayonnaise and ketchup.

Delicious! But I swear you’ll actually hear your arteries go “Clang!”.